If it is love?

Yesterday I went to doctor for a check-up. I was feeling certain abnormalities. I couldn’t help going to doctor.   I asked doctor: My heartbeat upsets when I think of her. If this love? He said: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction (heart attack)   I asked doctor: Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts. If this love? He said: Parkinson’s Disease   I asked: I keep smiling constantly. If this love? He said: No no, it is Bell’s Palsy.   I asked: Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or home. I think I m love with her? He said: No stupid. Its early onset Alzheimer’s Disease     I asked: I feel weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over. I think I m in love with her? Doctor said: Certainly not. These are multiple sclerosis.   I asked: I m unable to stop thinking about her. He said it is OCD not love.   I asked: I can smell her presence. This certainly is love. He said: I m afraid you are suffering from schizophrenia   :( I m sick , no love!